Mar 31 2009
ShamWow Guy Slap-Chops and Punches Prostitute
Vince Shlomi has become a national celebrity as the pitchman for ShamWow. He can also be seen hawking a slice and dice type kitchen utensil called Slap Chop. But recently, the ShamWow guy made a pitch to a prostitute which lead to him slap-chopping his way to jail.
Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month in Miami ona felony battery charge for beating up Sasha Harris, a prostitute he met at a Miami Beach nightclub. Police records show that Mr. ShamWow pitched Harris a $1000 offer for straight sex after hours of heavy drinking and petting.
Shlomi told police that he paid Harris in $20 bills in his $750 a night hotel room. He then said that while kissing her, she bit, and held on to his tongue with her teeth. At that point, he began punching Harris with both fists until she let go. Both Shlome and Harris were treated at Mount Siani Medical Center, and police recovered $930 in cash from Harris’ purse, which is being held as evidence.
When arrested, police said that Shlomi was bleeding from the mouth. Hospital records indicate that Harris had two black eyes, and a possible fractured cheek. Harris has indicated that she intends to file a suit.
After seeing the photos, all I can say is SLAP, CHOP, BAM-WOW!
Sham-WOW, indeed! Hell, it honestly almost doesn’t even look like the same person. He looks older. But yeah, that’s a shame.
Just when you think you know a person. And you know that Oxyclean guy has to be into some pretty kinky shit, too.